I bought these natural watermelon popsicles. On the box it said, "100% natural. 100% watermelon." So I thought, "Hey, I love watermelon. Yeah, I love popsicles!This should be the perfect thing for me."
So I take a bite, and I notice there's something in my mouth. Something small and hard. So I spit it out. It was a seed! A SEED! They actually put watermelon seeds in the popsicles! What is the possible marketing strategy here? "Yes, watermelon popsicles with all the annoyance of real watermelon!" I mean, what's next? Banana flavored popsicles with skin! Coconut flavor popsicles with a THICK TOUGH HUSK?! IT MAKES ME SICK! HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS? WHAT DO THEY TAKE ME FOR? IT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. And don't expect me to just go along with it, like, "OH, NO PROBLEM. SEEDS IN THE POPSICLES, THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE THAT!" OOOooh.
2016- Action Packed
9 years ago
